Quote #6162
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
Quote #17522
America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #8352
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people...
Quote #9394
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #5176
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change...
Quote #17792
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...
Quote #26235
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...