Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #14832
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither...
Quote #22851
Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
Quote #9608
I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I can...
Quote #18396
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #13908
The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.
Quote #13365
Society is like the air; necessary to breathe, but insufficient to live on.
Quote #13108
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #28137
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...