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To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…They are...
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Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
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I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #27598
Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value.
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Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
Quote #25969
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #26651
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.
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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.