Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #30131
What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever.
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #33488
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn’t perfection but progress.
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #9539
There but for the grace of God go .
Quote #14976
We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must...
Quote #6245
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #17235
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones...