Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #456
Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Quote #25671
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #12762
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Quote #9434
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Quote #12071
The stability of the whole is guaranteed by the instability of its parts.
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #28168
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #17269
We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
Quote #17792
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...