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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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We all grew up in spite of our parents. I trust our children will...
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
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Cowardice asks: Is it safe? Expediency asks: Is it politic? But Conscience asks: Is...
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...
Quote #4399
If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of...
Quote #31821
Not only as each new year dawns, but constantly, persistently, the God of all...
Quote #2780
When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are...
Quote #6411
One repays a teacher badly if one only remains a pupil.