Quote #14328
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
Quote #26626
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Quote #11121
We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #33772
Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities,...
Quote #16017
The greatest paradox of them all is to speak of “civilized warfare.”
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
Quote #15371
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #3466
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as...