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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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Put out the light.
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The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive...
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Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them....
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All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
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To each other, we were as normal and nice as the smell of bread....
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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Morality, taken as apart from religion, is but another name for decency in sin....
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...