Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #1623
J.F.K.–The Man and the Airport
Quote #33588
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Quote #18998
It’s not the hand that signs the laws that holds the destiny of America....
Quote #19353
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #24047
I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I...
Quote #30043
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
Quote #16847
This world we live in is but thickened light.
Quote #6355
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.