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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of...
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Before Elvis, there was nothing.
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Because of Christ’s resurrection–and His guarantee that He will resurrect all who believe in...
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Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
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Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know...
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam....
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An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...
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If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
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Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor but even supposing knowledge to be...