Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #3678
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #5290
The quality will remain when the price is forgotten.
Quote #12384
Those who enjoy such freedoms as we enjoy, forget in time that men died...
Quote #4639
Only the educated are free.
Quote #2633
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
Quote #8192
Never trust the artist. Trust the tale.
Quote #30238
I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
Quote #9253
The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord...