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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #26444
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
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When you say you are in love with humanity, you are well satisfied with...
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
Quote #10158
When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence...
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He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have...
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A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,...
Quote #21769
He who knows little quickly tells it.