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I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid....
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
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Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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I may not believe in what you say, but I will die for your...
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Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
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The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.