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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only...
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Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth...
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I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can...
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
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An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
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Greetings on this most exceedingly beautiful spring morning. A morning swollen with new life,...
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because...