Quote #33820
The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle...
Quote #29885
You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #11453
Do not try to fight a lion if you are not one yourself.
Quote #13219
He who flees will fight again…
Quote #25213
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...
Quote #29806
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
Quote #899
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...