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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #10041
Perseverance and audacity generally win.
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #22702
To love and win is the best thing, to love and lose, the next...
Quote #12133
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #11901
Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to...
Quote #23429
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I...
Quote #12930
Question with boldness even the existance of a god; because, if there be one,...
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.