Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #13685
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #33342
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything for there is no man...
Quote #12599
I sing all kinds.
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #17488
The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come....
Quote #20252
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Quote #17267
If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you...
Quote #1107
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O...