Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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You are not made happy by the true things you believe from your faith,...
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I know what I have done, and Your Honor knows what I have done....
Quote #25717
Lust of power burns more fiercely than all the passions combined.
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #23024
Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, and...
Quote #9749
Oh for a book and a shady nook…
Quote #4103
For a true writer each book should be a new beginning where he tries...