Quote #33401
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33245
Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful, or were her eyes...
Quote #21117
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #15480
Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.
Quote #25924
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #15469
Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman...
Quote #10576
When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek...
Quote #6168
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Quote #3315
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot...