Quote #23706
It is cruel to discover one’s mediocrity only when it is too late.
Quote #30587
Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
Quote #13983
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
Quote #26604
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart...
Quote #10224
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Quote #20267
Second thoughts are ever wiser.
Quote #11191
A good son makes a good husband.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #2711
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.