Quote #9597
The life of the law has not been logic but experience.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #28027
When we are young, friends are, like everything else, a matter of course. In...
Quote #11203
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
Quote #4569
While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.
Quote #315
Know the masculine, keep to the feminine.
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #13778
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.