Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #8632
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact,...
Quote #1771
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly...
Quote #5245
It is entirely possible to win against the enemy, it is possible, even, to...
Quote #14047
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #31100
In Washington, it’s dog eat dog. In academia, it’s exactly the opposite.
Quote #2129
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
Quote #29042
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...