Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #23296
Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should...
Quote #2332
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quote #6701
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them...
Quote #34859
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #32851
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.
Quote #10897
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
Quote #13538
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.