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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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All television is children’s television.
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Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love...
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Mystery is underrated, and understanding is overrated.
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The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
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He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
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Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
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One must love a cat on its own terms.