Quote #29742
Teach thy tongue to say ‘I do not know’ and thou shalt progress.
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #5116
If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend...
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #18380
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #27692
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the...
Quote #16131
The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may...
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...