Quote #25385
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Quote #16040
Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting,
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #5776
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #13170
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #31090
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #13095
The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who...
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...