Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28158 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Bertrand Russell Quote #10423 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
Jack Benny Quote #8681 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
(Anon.) Quote #19185 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...
A. M. Rosenthal Quote #31279 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...
Napoleon Bonaparte, 1802 Quote #2147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy Quote #4688 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
H. Jackson Browne Quote #26042 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
Pierre Corneille Quote #26804 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we...
Dan Quayle, 8/11/89 Quote #14464 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from...