Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #19227
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Quote #22490
I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
Quote #27231
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #33932
The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
Quote #32931
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #4708
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live...
Quote #33389
What’s the use of worrying It never was worthwhile.
Quote #684
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...