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If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
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There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...
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The worst sin – perhaps the only sin – passion can commit, is to...
Quote #2079
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...
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If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will...
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Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires and...
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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #1400
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.