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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
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In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
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The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
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My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the...
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Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
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For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human...
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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic...