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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not...
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It can go on and on, or someone must write ‘The End’ to it....
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In seven different Scriptures God has dogmatically stated ‘build all things according to the...
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Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...