Quote #694
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #26709
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
Quote #16089
Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing...
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #127
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
Quote #34863
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...
Quote #5364
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
Quote #1558
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity:...
Quote #17763
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Quote #20657
If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.