Quote #24255
Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect...
Quote #3462
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things...
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #34504
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
Quote #7218
Truth is the mother of hatred.
Quote #2698
The major sin is the sin of being born.