Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better...
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #7815
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #26764
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s...
Quote #27152
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.
Quote #23632
Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #4263
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Quote #31616
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like...