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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
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Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide...
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
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Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
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Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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Nineties style isn’t.
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Where religion is trivialized, one is unlikely to find persecution.
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
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Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...