Quote #30254
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
Quote #4524
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #30245
This body, full of faults, Has yet one great quality Whatever it encounters in...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #15990
Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Quote #14781
Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
Quote #6643
The lazy man always does twice the work. (El bago siempre pasa double trabajo)
Quote #5433
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...