Quote #31934
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #1612
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #2250
He was a wise man who invented God.
Quote #30715
I believe I am not mistaken in saying that Christianity is a demanding and...
Quote #17584
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
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The shortage of student loans may require … divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile...
Quote #28049
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...