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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
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Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small...
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
Quote #12852
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is...
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If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Quote #4599
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #4703
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes...