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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
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If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You...
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I suddenly discovered the delight of rebellion.
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
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Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy.
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.