Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
Quote #8709
God gives us memory so that we may have roses in December.
Quote #29126
When I’m loved I’m the universe, If I’m not I’m merely a dying star.
Quote #28388
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
Quote #16097
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
Quote #20510
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in...
Quote #3686
My teen angst has a body count.
Quote #29192
No matter what you believe, it doesn’t change the facts.