Quote #1227
This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #1014
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a...
Quote #9789
There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.
Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #19668
But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and...
Quote #10083
The two important things I did learn were that you are as powerful and...
Quote #29913
Cliques are groups, groups are great, great are cliques of people.
Quote #3365
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...