Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #13494
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
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A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he...
Quote #8074
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
Quote #25407
To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
Quote #30845
He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles.
Quote #23537
It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
Quote #22192
Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...