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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
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Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
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When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are...
Quote #4528
A snake lurks in the grass.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
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People unfit for freedom – who cannot do much with it – are hungry...
Quote #21638
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...