Quote #6239
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #28862
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Quote #34851
What children take from us, they giveWe become people who feel more deeply, question...
Quote #13585
It is wise to direct your anger towards problems — not people; to focus...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #25830
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #30801
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
Quote #34643
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...