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I write music with an exclamation point
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
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If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all...
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Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate...
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We may live without her, and worship without her, but we cannot remember without...
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There’s no business like show business.
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Our nation was born in genocide when it embraced the doctrine that the original...