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You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where...
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when...
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The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist...
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May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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To teach is to learn twice.
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The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...