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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A...
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The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
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No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
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A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
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Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
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Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
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Go ahead, make my day.
Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.