Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #1618
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word...
Quote #18437
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new...
Quote #18517
In love of home, the love of country has its rise.
Quote #4524
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #117
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
Quote #4246
Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
Quote #10688
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...
Quote #8772
…for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and...