Quote #596
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #33190
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
Quote #23749
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
Quote #18082
Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
Quote #10200
There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there...
Quote #33704
Weather forecast for tonight dark.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #25546
Take a note of that his Lordship says he will turn it over in...
Quote #34435
As thou hast sown, so shall thou reap.
Quote #33700
One does not learn how to die by killing others.