Quote #14719
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
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The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #12078
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass...
Quote #16267
The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and...
Quote #9802
Scent is the soul of flowers, and sea flowers, as splendid as they may...
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #1688
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #864
You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that –...
Quote #25428
Life without a friend is death without a witness.